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Too Hairy of a Carpet (Insanity #132)

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Title: Too Hairy of a Carpet

This is actually my friend's habit but it's getting rubbed off on me too. :D
Here is the situation;

You call your friend over to show your awesome baseball card collection/computer game. She comes after 5 minutes. After you lead your friend to your room, you go to kitchen to get some grub. Then you come back to your room, expecting your friend to be waiting patiently, sitting on your bed.

Instead, you find her kneeling down searching for something. "Lost your contacts?" you ask, trying to understand the situation. But she lifts her head, making an angry face. "Y'know, you DO have tons of hair on your carpet!" Then she shakes those strands of hair in your face, demanding to know why there is hair on your carpet.


It seems my friend has a tiny problem with hair on the carpet. I mean, I wouldn't complain if my carpet was dirty. And there were only 5 strands of hair in her hand.

And now I notice every single strand of hair on my kiwii green carpet.

Must resist the temptation...must not pick them up...must..not...

Username: mayallyourbaconburn (2.3)  United States
2.2/5 Sane Insane

Comments (Newest First)
15/01/2009 17:43:16 (816)
From: miss_cellophane
Carpet in general is disgusting.  It is dirty and can make you sick more often.  I will never live in a house with carpet.

28/09/2008 20:39:09 (550)
From: Boomer
Tell her to move to the south of spain. We dont have carpets. Laminate everywhere :)

17/04/2008 17:22:03 (228)
From: Flashkat
Doesn't she know people lose hundreds of hairs off their body per day?  That adds up around the house pretty quick.  Especially if your hair is like mine (over 2 feet long).  You're not odd, SHE is.

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