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How to Eat (Insanity #370)

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Title: How to Eat
Description: OK so there's this system I have, it has no name I just know of it's existence and it guides me in how to eat everything. Some things are simple... fun size bounty? All in one. Some things are complicated... Spaghetti Bolognese. Only the amount of spaghetti that fits in the middle 3 prongs of my fork is used per bite followed by one large piece of mince or 2 medium pieces. They are swirled together and bobs your uncle it is ready for eating. Usually the system revolves around symmetry (my eating sandwiches is simply poetry) or layers (cottage pie) or a combination of the two (lasagna). Also the system understands some things cannot adhere to these rules (like cereal etc) so this falls into the simple category of evens stevens. Each mouthful must be chewed a even number of times on each side of the mouth (i.e 5 left, 5 right). In fact this rule applies to everything, everything must be chewed in the evens stevens fashion. I'm not so into it that if I don't so this someone will die. I just do this always without fail because not doing it is simply wrong.
Username: leftandright (2.5)  United Kingdom
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