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*I always feel as though someone is watching me. (Cameras or stalkers)
*Whenever I turn a corner, I anticipate that someone is on the other side, waiting to attack me. I then prepare to preemptively strike said person instead. This is also true when I enter/exit a room.
*I also always check under my car before I get into it.
I used to live in Phoenix, AZ, where people would wait under your car with a knife, slit your ankles, and steal your car. I developed a racist phrase to remind me to check for someone under my car:
"Check again for Mexican!"
Es comico, no? |
